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Jonathan Trimble
Nov 04, 2025
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Weekly Exhale

Looking for Christmas gift inspiration? Try NEO, a five-foot-six humanoid for the home, now taking deposits. NEO will live with you, fold laundry, clean the toilet, fetch groceries, and generally ease the chores of domestic life so you can “spend more time together.”

Pre-order today for just $200.

Picture the scene: “Okay everyone, one last s…

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